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Tuesday September 7th 2010

Clinton > Obama > McCain ?

Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and John McCain
As if Glenn Beck wasn’t having enough trouble with reliability and consistency, he has now declared that he thinks McCain would have been “worse for the country” than our current socialist, Muslim, transsexual, freedom-hating president. He also said that he would’ve voted for Hillary Clinton over McCain if she’d run. Yes, that’s right…Glenn apparently thinks that Obama is better than McCain and Clinton is better than Obama.

Hmm.

Considering how often Beck is known to let his bat-shit insanity leak out of his puss-filled head, this kind of random and seemingly arbitrary behavior shouldn’t come as a surprise. But really!? McCain is too liberal? Does that idiot even understand the words that come out of him?

Read the full article: McCain would have been worse for the country than Obama, Glenn Beck tells Katie Couric

I Promise to Laugh When Glenn Beck Dies

When we saw those worthless pieces of human excrement holding up signs that said “Bury Obamacare with Kennedy” it really put into perspective just what kind of tools follow Glenn Beck. But what can you expect from an asshole that jokes about people even while they’re dying? We really wanted to say something funny here, but it’s fucking impossible. And this asshat has actually convinced his wife he’s a religious man. I guess there’s an idiot for everyone.

I CAN HAZ MONOLOGUE?

Okay, so apparently Glenn hates cats and is a dick to his staff.

I’ve got nothin’.

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