Quotes
“I’m a commentator. I commentate on life.”
~Glenn Beck on The View 5/20/2009
“The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be ‘What the hell you mean we’re out of missiles?’”
~Glenn Beck
“Oh yeah brother I was right they started in with that Mormon voodoo right off the bat as soon as we walked in everybody was friendly. One of them who later became known to my family as the amazing Mr. Plastic Man even told me that he loved us. Please there are times I don’t even like us how could you possibly love us. I was thinking spend some time with me pal and I’ll cure you of that.”
~Glenn Beck
“You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I’ve made lots of money making fun of me.”
~Glenn Beck
“You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one–I can’t speak for you, but I’m on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.”
~Glenn Beck
“Look, calling somebody in a wheelchair handicapable doesn’t all of a sudden give them the power to climb stairs or the ability to grab Ho-Hos off the top shelf.”
~Glenn Beck
“Only those afraid of the truth seek to silence debate, intimidate those with whom they disagree, or slander their ideological counterparts. Those who know they are right have no reason to stifle debate because they realize that all opposing arguments will ultimately be overcome by fact.”
~Glenn Beck (Glenn Beck’s Common Sense: The Case Against an Out-of-Control Government, Inspired by Thomas Paine)